Friday, February 4, 2011

By the time you read this you've already read it..

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me

Copy this and paste this if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone. If you don't know anyone, or even if you've heard of someone who doesn't know anyone, then still copy this. It's important to spread the message about absolutely nothing or anyone so that absolutely nothing can happen...... ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant...

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to use sarcasm

I was looking back to see if you were looking back to see
If I was looking back to see if you were looking back at me

"This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this" -Charlie Brown (always loved that kid!) lol

Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking, because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem..

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use

I don’t repeat gossip so listen very carefully.

I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure..

Whoever uses the phrase “Easy as taking candy from a baby,” has obviously never tried taking candy from a baby.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame

I'm not crazy.. my reality is just different than yours!

Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think that you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

The funniest thing about this message is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything its too late for you to stop reading it.. Haha..


  1. Haha...I remember when you found all these quotes!!! ;)

  2. Yep, me too!!! You have to admit though.. they are funny in a ridiculously lame way!!


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